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Entries from September 2008

Random Song Machine: “It’s Growing”

September 25th, 2008 · 2 Comments

So, I cautiously opened James Taylor’s Covers CD when my review copy arrived in the mail, already acknowledging my disappointment at the absence of original songs. My opinion of the album only worsened when I read the song list. Track number one: “It’s Growing.” No, I thought to myself, it can’t be.

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Tags: music · Random Song Machine · self

Rachel Maddow LoveFest

September 24th, 2008 · No Comments

But Maddow isn’t just another left-wing pundit. In many ways, she’s the perfect representative of the new media elite — a hyper-professional, Blue-State meritocrat straight out of central casting. “Everything about her radiates competence and a deft, bright careerism,” wrote Rebecca Traister in the Nation.

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Tags: politics

The vinyl harvest

September 24th, 2008 · 2 Comments

There was so much vinyl – multiple copies of many titles, and what seemed like endless rows of classical music – that I was overwhelmed. The two guys working the store seemed overwhelmed, too, wedged in behind a small sales counter that was piled high with boxes of new vinyl arrivals.

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Tags: books · music · self

Small sample, negligible results

September 23rd, 2008 · No Comments

If one is inclined to take poll results as fact…even after figuring that 100% of the undecided voters go for Obama, and that the 5% margin of error leans totally in his favor, Alabama would still not have a clear winner.

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Tags: politics

Rachel Maddow explains the economy metaphorically

September 22nd, 2008 · 2 Comments

Rachel Maddow, she of the new self-titled Rachel Maddow Show on MSNBC, breaks the current economic mess down for those of us who respond to simple ideas. And concepts related to food.

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Tags: history · ideas · politics

What would Harry Truman say?

September 21st, 2008 · 3 Comments

You can’t make decisions based on polls or whether those decisions will keep you in the White House. You can’t kowtow to your advisers, consultants, public relations people or the media. You have to do the right thing, opinion and politics be damned.

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Tags: history · politics

Nilla Wafer Mushrooms

September 20th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Popping up seemingly overnight, as if from earth’s oven, was this blossom of mushrooms in my backyard, looking invitingly like a generous cluster of Nilla Wafers.

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Tags: house

An entire post without the word “victory.”

September 19th, 2008 · 3 Comments

Eventually, in that retail business mileau, I had to tell the community, “Thanks, but no thanks,” for that financial black hole to nowhere. If I really wanted a financial black hole, I’d dig it myself.

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Tags: language · politics · self · TV

A salty dog

September 18th, 2008 · 2 Comments

The Monday after Labor Day, I went for a swim and was greeted upon submersion with a mouthful of briny water.

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Tags: health · self

Clearly, this was meant to be funny. But is it?

September 17th, 2008 · No Comments

According to the documents, attorneys for the Big 4 music companies argue that if the government is willing to take steps to protect Bear Stearns, Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae and AIG, who are only suffering because of their own risky investments and bad decision making, then it should do the same for other poorly run businesses.

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Tags: music