Spitball Army

As I was dressing at home, I heard excited voices from the TV in the other room. There was something that looked like a disaster movie on, and I switched it off. Twenty minutes later, I was walking through the back door of Laser’s Edge Compact Discs, ready to start the workday. Michael had arrived […]

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The dialogue in Deadwood sounds like Shakespeare being dragged behind a stagecoach driven by George Carlin.

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How many seconds does it take a talk show moderator to tell the final respondent that there are only thirty seconds left in the show?

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Unauthorized cinnamon.

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Would you close your flap, that I don’t forego my boiled eggs?!

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Toothache assessment: “I’ve been prostrated with the agonies of the damned.”

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Was alarmed to hear that someone axed the President, then realized that it was merely a linguistic offense on “Politics Nation with Rev Al Sharpton.”

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I was contacted by Oceanside resident Janene Shepherd a few months back, after she stumbled upon my blog post about a Moreton Bay Fig tree I had dubbed “Old Man Tree.” She was producing a segment for Oceanside’s public access television station about the tree, and had been researching it on the ‘web. Below is […]

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