Spitball Army

One won’t vote for POTUS, who’s pro-Palestine & pro-gay. Other’s voting for POTUS because he’s not anti-Palestine or anti-gay.

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I don’t know if I am more aghast at the shrill idiocy within the text or the shameless copyright infringement of the Godfather design.

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Facebook recommends fan pages to me based on my friends’ personal interests: Jeff likes Mitt Romney; Danny Ray likes Samuel Adams.

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Received an e-mail from Ann Romney this morning, addressed to “John.” My reply: “John has decided to vote for Mr. Obama. Again.”

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Overheard: “Have you heard that he never says ‘My prayers are with you.’ It’s always ‘My thoughts are with you.”

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I was told by a co-worker today that our current civilization won’t last three more years, and that I’d better have my guns ready. It was then I realized that an Obama bumper sticker on my truck might not be a good idea.

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Trump says he has his ducks in line to run for POTUS. You know: Donald, Howard, Daffy, Peking.

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Rick Perry: “I am the Tim Tebow of the Iowa caucuses.” Me: “I am the Tim Tebow of slacker bloggers.”

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Rick Perry: “I am the Tim Tebow of the Iowa caucuses.” Me: “I am the Tim Tebow of film projectionists.”

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Rick Perry: “I am the Tim Tebow of the Iowa caucuses.” Me: “I am the Tim Tebow of appliance salesmen.”

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