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Entries from September 2008

It’s a Nobel fake-out. They’re giving it to Stephen King.

September 30th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Of course there is powerful literature in all big cultures, but you can’t get away from the fact that Europe still is the center of the literary world … not the United States.

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Tags: fiction · language

Early Investment Tips for 2009

September 30th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Watch for these consolidations later in the year!

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Tags: Uncategorized

S.C.O.V. (Standard Congressional Operating Vocabulary)

September 29th, 2008 · 2 Comments

In a closed-door session with House Republicans, Minority Leader John A. Boehner just called the financial rescue deal a “crap sandwich” – then said he’ll vote for it when it comes to the floor Monday.

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Tags: language · politics

Please try us again to enjoy a FREE SAUSAGE BISCUIT!

September 29th, 2008 · 1 Comment

At [our company], we pride our selves on prompt responses to customer service issues both in the restaurants and at our corporate office. It appears that we have failed you at both locations.

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Tags: food · language

Enter Classical Season. Early Autumn.

September 28th, 2008 · No Comments

This morning, my radio alarm clock announced the arrival of a new day with the strains of a string quartet. I lay in bed trying to identify whose quartet it was. It sounded like Beethoven, perhaps even Brahms.

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Tags: health · music · self

Sarah Palin gets increasingly adorable on SNL

September 28th, 2008 · No Comments

In case you missed it (as I did) here is last night’s Sarah Palin sketch from Saturday Night Live, featuring Tina Fey as Sarah Palin and Amy Poehler as Katie Couric.

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Tags: politics · TV

The Dawn of a New Bathroom: Days 3 & 4

September 27th, 2008 · No Comments

Just recently, I heard – on one of the reality shows I occasionally watch (I think this might have been Bravo’s Top Design) – someone exclaim, “Oh, travertine,” through a grimace. Has travertine become a sign of poor taste?

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Tags: house · self

Telepathic approval

September 26th, 2008 · No Comments

This McCain campaign ad began broadcasting before John McCain was even off the stage at tonight’s debate. Does “I approved this message” mean that “I allowed Rick Davis to approve this ad?”

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Tags: politics · TV

Debate notes

September 26th, 2008 · 1 Comment

McCain just referred to himself as a maverick of the Senate, and that he has a running mate who is a maverick, too. Oh, and he also mentioned – another recycled sound bite – that he wasn’t voted Miss Congeniality in the Senate.

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Tags: politics · TV

McCain’s 3:00 a.m. phone call to Jim Lehrer

September 26th, 2008 · No Comments

“There will be devastating consequences to our economy if we do not hold a secret meeting at the exact same time as the debates!”

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Tags: film · politics