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S.C.O.V. (Standard Congressional Operating Vocabulary)

September 29th, 2008 · 2 Comments

In a closed-door session with House Republicans, Minority Leader John A. Boehner just called the financial rescue deal a “crap sandwich” – then said he’ll vote for it when it comes to the floor Monday.

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September 29th, 2008 · 1 Comment

At [our company], we pride our selves on prompt responses to customer service issues both in the restaurants and at our corporate office. It appears that we have failed you at both locations.

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