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Imaginary Palin Interview

November 18th, 2009 · No Comments

“Do you view yourself as an independent?” she was asked. “Well, I titled my book after an SNL skit, and they’re kinda indie, so…yeah.”  – Written by @EdBankson.

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Matthews vs. Harris

November 18th, 2009 · No Comments

The host lambasted his guest for pronouncing Cheney as “chainie” and not “cheenie.” Even so, he said, “you’re more sane then not.” – Written by @Ralphley.  Based on an episode of Hardball with Chris Matthews from 17 November 2009, in which Matthews converses with Republican Party strategist Todd Harris.

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Sunday Times Ritual

November 18th, 2009 · No Comments

Sunday, he tore the crossword from The Magazine and mailed it to Mom. Tuesday, he realized the article was missing its final page.

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