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Main Street Challenge update #1

October 2nd, 2008 · 2 Comments

If I had thought this out more clearly, with an eye on getting really heavily soused, I would have chosen ‘nucular’ instead of ‘main street.’

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Tags: politics · TV

The Main Street/Jose Cuervo challenge

October 2nd, 2008 · 1 Comment

Every time that someone in tonight’s debate utters ‘Main Street,’ be it Biden, Palin or moderator Gwen Ifill, I will take a shot. I promise.

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S.C.O.V. (Standard Congressional Operating Vocabulary)

September 29th, 2008 · 2 Comments

In a closed-door session with House Republicans, Minority Leader John A. Boehner just called the financial rescue deal a “crap sandwich” – then said he’ll vote for it when it comes to the floor Monday.

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Tags: language · politics

Sarah Palin gets increasingly adorable on SNL

September 28th, 2008 · No Comments

In case you missed it (as I did) here is last night’s Sarah Palin sketch from Saturday Night Live, featuring Tina Fey as Sarah Palin and Amy Poehler as Katie Couric.

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Telepathic approval

September 26th, 2008 · No Comments

This McCain campaign ad began broadcasting before John McCain was even off the stage at tonight’s debate. Does “I approved this message” mean that “I allowed Rick Davis to approve this ad?”

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Debate notes

September 26th, 2008 · 1 Comment

McCain just referred to himself as a maverick of the Senate, and that he has a running mate who is a maverick, too. Oh, and he also mentioned – another recycled sound bite – that he wasn’t voted Miss Congeniality in the Senate.

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McCain’s 3:00 a.m. phone call to Jim Lehrer

September 26th, 2008 · No Comments

“There will be devastating consequences to our economy if we do not hold a secret meeting at the exact same time as the debates!”

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Tags: film · politics

Rachel Maddow LoveFest

September 24th, 2008 · No Comments

But Maddow isn’t just another left-wing pundit. In many ways, she’s the perfect representative of the new media elite — a hyper-professional, Blue-State meritocrat straight out of central casting. “Everything about her radiates competence and a deft, bright careerism,” wrote Rebecca Traister in the Nation.

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Small sample, negligible results

September 23rd, 2008 · No Comments

If one is inclined to take poll results as fact…even after figuring that 100% of the undecided voters go for Obama, and that the 5% margin of error leans totally in his favor, Alabama would still not have a clear winner.

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Rachel Maddow explains the economy metaphorically

September 22nd, 2008 · 2 Comments

Rachel Maddow, she of the new self-titled Rachel Maddow Show on MSNBC, breaks the current economic mess down for those of us who respond to simple ideas. And concepts related to food.

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Tags: history · ideas · politics