Spitball Army

Ten-year-old Damon Weaver wants to interview Barack Obama during Inauguration Week.

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Presidential Candidate Equivalency Test #2

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Presidential Candidate Equivalency Test #1

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From tonight’s Saturday Night Live.

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Better yet, the use of the word ‘maverick’ would have really put me on the floor. I lost count of its use during the debate, especially once Biden did his attack about its use to describe John McCain.

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If I had thought this out more clearly, with an eye on getting really heavily soused, I would have chosen ‘nucular’ instead of ‘main street.’

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Every time that someone in tonight’s debate utters ‘Main Street,’ be it Biden, Palin or moderator Gwen Ifill, I will take a shot. I promise.

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And his childish, squealing, braying, Tourette’s-like repetition of 9/11 (TM), was greeted not as conclusive evidence that he is consumed by massive guilt – hard-earned guilt, in fact but rather as some kind of political tour-de-force, an endorsement of your Vice Presidential nominee, a rookie governor, a facile and slick con artist.

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All the while, his head and prominent ears balance precariously over a crisp shirt-and-tie ensemble.

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I have some important news that I want to make official. I’ve chosen Joe Biden to be my running mate.

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