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McCain’s 3:00 a.m. phone call to Jim Lehrer

September 26th, 2008 · No Comments

“There will be devastating consequences to our economy if we do not hold a secret meeting at the exact same time as the debates!”

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Tags: film · politics

Small sample, negligible results

September 23rd, 2008 · No Comments

If one is inclined to take poll results as fact…even after figuring that 100% of the undecided voters go for Obama, and that the 5% margin of error leans totally in his favor, Alabama would still not have a clear winner.

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Tags: politics

Headline round-up: 12 September 2008

September 12th, 2008 · 1 Comment

The chairman of the Republican Party in Macomb County Michigan, a key swing county in a key swing state, is planning to use a list of foreclosed homes to block people from voting in the upcoming election as part of the state GOP’s effort to challenge some voters on Election Day.

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Tags: politics

Keith Olbermann on the politicization of 9/11

September 10th, 2008 · 3 Comments

And his childish, squealing, braying, Tourette’s-like repetition of 9/11 (TM), was greeted not as conclusive evidence that he is consumed by massive guilt – hard-earned guilt, in fact but rather as some kind of political tour-de-force, an endorsement of your Vice Presidential nominee, a rookie governor, a facile and slick con artist.

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Tags: politics · TV

John McCain goes for the Swedish vote

August 13th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Blender magazine, while not necessarily perched at the top of the quality heap of music magazines, (But what is, anyway? Rolling Stone? No. Spin? No. Does Tiger Beat still publish?) has released lists of the top ten favorite songs of the two main U.S. Presidential candidates.

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Tags: music · politics

Presidential Politics? Totally hot.

August 9th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Paris Hilton jumps into the race.

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Tags: politics