Spitball Army

This seemed remotely timely today.

Aspartame,
Greek God of Sugar
An idle, false idol,
The scorn of Olympus

My foe in diet drinks
imposter invading my intestines
A foul and fetid substitute
for the pleasures given of nature

An insufficient chemical
masquerading
as something
more.

– hosander.blogspot.com (author), written 22 February 2007

Thank you, Sarah Palin, oh boundless font of inspiration!