Spitball Army

The fellows that were going home were up about 6 o’clock and they were sure making some racket.

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One hydrogen says to another: What’s wrong? The second hydrogen responds: I lost an electron. The first asks: Are you sure? To which the second replies: I’m positive.

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This card pictures “Streets of Paris” at the 1933 World’s Fair held in Chicago, Illinois.

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Helium walks into a bar, The bartender says “We don’t serve noble gasses in here.” Helium doesn’t react.

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Well Mary I had an easy day for once. We were supposed to leave on T.D. to Copenhagen this morning at 10:00 but we are still here.

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Why were these steaks labeled as Mexican Ribeyes? Are Mexicans tough? Do they fall apart under intense heat? Is it the beef’s tannish hue?

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How many seconds does it take a talk show moderator to tell the final respondent that there are only thirty seconds left in the show?

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Well, it’s still snowing yet this evening. Dorothy & I was going up to her home and get the car so we could go to town but Jakie is having trouble with his car so he never came around to take us up as yet, although he may come later on tonight.

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Unauthorized cinnamon.

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