Spitball Army

washing machine / lounge chairs / canoe

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In New Mexico, writers drink Negra Modelo. In Mississippi, writers wear seer sucker suits. In Montana, writers go fly fishing.

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Bangkok rust / moss / cream in your coffee / Woodrow Wilson presidential white

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Tom Wolfe’s pocket square / Mark Twain’s ice cream suit / Ernest Hemingway’s rifle

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T Kill a Mockingbird Synopsis: Caveman gumshoe is hot on the trail of a mohawked TV star suspected of committing avicide.

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Two caller I.D. messages on my phone tonight: one from “Obama,” one from “Unknown.” Why doesn’t the third-party candidate call me?

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From Twitter, July 12th: We would call him President Whitehouse. He would live in The White House. On-site TV news reporters would sign off, “…live, from the Whitehouse White House.” He could never get lost. He could paint the White House any color he wants, and it would still be the Whitehouse residence.

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From Twitter, July 7th: Four score and seven ducks ago… Those who can, do. Those who can’t, teach. Those who can’t teach, teach ducks. “Monsieur Rick, what kind of a duck is Capt Renault?” “Oh, he’s just like any other duck, only more so.” “The last to go will see the first three go before […]

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Tweeted while watching Mighty Joe Young (1949) on the Turner Classic Movies channel

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A few nights ago, I dreamt I was Sidney in Sweet Smell of Success, being verbally humiliated by Burt Lancaster.

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