Spitball Army

From Twitter, July 7th:

Four score and seven ducks ago…

Those who can, do. Those who can’t, teach. Those who can’t teach, teach ducks.

“Monsieur Rick, what kind of a duck is Capt Renault?” “Oh, he’s just like any other duck, only more so.”

“The last to go will see the first three go before her. And her little duck too.”

“I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a duck, which is what I am.”