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Should the lark cease singing because winter must come? – Ling Po

April 1st, 2008 · 1 Comment

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He is twice guilty who regrets not an unworthy act. – Ling Po

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Tags: film · language

Smart-ass is the new black

March 30th, 2008 · 1 Comment

I walk into the neighborhood Subway to get lunch. An Indian woman is breast-feeding her baby in full view of the food prep area and all of the other tables. I obviously looked at her, as she was facing the front door at the very first table.

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Dick Cavett offers advice to the remaining Presidential candidates

March 29th, 2008 · No Comments

And just about everybody does it better than the capering loon who does soft-shoe in the White House while young Americans are dismembered and splattered in Iraq. Sometimes when he speaks I can forget who he is momentarily and find myself actually pulling for him; probably from misplaced performer empathy. His speechifying has a strong odor of remedial reading about it, combined with an apparent fear that there might be some hard words ahead.

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Homegoing notices

March 28th, 2008 · 1 Comment

I found myself reading the obituaries in the Birmingham News this morning, a section of the paper that I rarely investigate.  It struck me that it is an amazing challenge for a relative or friend to condense the life of a loved one to a small paragraph of newsprint in just one or two days.  Some […]

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March 18th, 2008 · 2 Comments

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Chrysler Man will never know what hit him

March 14th, 2008 · No Comments

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Cutting remarks

March 13th, 2008 · 2 Comments

I stepped right into the next place in line. Apparently, that place belonged to the Chrysler Man. I was informed of this as he pushed me aside and stepped directly in front of me. At the same time, he began muttering epithets at me ranging from “bitch” to “cracker” to “peckerwood.”

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Sardonic

March 10th, 2008 · No Comments

Was he a “sarcastic” person? No, there was not that tinge of maliciousness about him, necessarily. He didn’t seem to like himself very much, and was often self-deprecating in a strangely humorless way.

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John Fante on writing and hunger

March 2nd, 2008 · No Comments

My teeth tore them to pulp, the juices skewering and whimpering at the bottom of my stomach. It was so sad down there in my stomach. There was much weeping, and little gloomy clouds of gas pinched my heart.

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“Hussein” is Arabic for “handsome one”

February 27th, 2008 · No Comments

Yes, it is true, according to baby-names.adoption.com. Hussein is an Arabic name for a male, and it means “handsome one.”

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