Spitball Army

Fire all of your guns at once and explode into space.

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Protected: Booker to Mae: 18 January 1926

December 8th, 2009 · Enter your password to view comments.

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Jack’s Short Memory

December 7th, 2009 · No Comments

Each morning the old man tells me, “My daughter will be 50 in March. She lives with us…long story, let’s just call it a stroke.”

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Praiseworthy Lifeguard Behavior

December 7th, 2009 · No Comments

Hardly vigilant, the lifeguard sang hymns to himself, loudly, out-of-tune, hands flailing. Poolside, I waited for him to levitate.

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Protected: Mae to Booker: 13 January 1926

December 6th, 2009 · Enter your password to view comments.

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Protected: Booker to Mae: 29 December 1925

December 5th, 2009 · Enter your password to view comments.

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Linguistic Employment Advice

December 4th, 2009 · 1 Comment

Hoy en día se me dijo, en Inglés, que mi nivel de empleo sería bastante superior si hablaba español con fluidez.

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50-Dollar Friendship

December 4th, 2009 · No Comments

He’d agreed to sell the artwork to a chum for $400, but after a museum proposed 450, he deemed the relationship worth the balance.

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Protected: Booker to Mae: 21 December 1925

December 4th, 2009 · Enter your password to view comments.

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She asked me for a definition of jazz.

December 3rd, 2009 · No Comments

ground jump twist, sun-kissed, soaring bird ’round the words, ’til the third then shift, glide to a slide, back on your feet, take me home

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Protected: Booker to Mae: 16 December 1925

December 3rd, 2009 · Enter your password to view comments.

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