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The Stay-Awake Express

January 18th, 2011 · No Comments

The train rolls through at midnight, its horn blasting, “Don’t even dream of getting in my way!” I can’t dream if I can’t sleep.

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An argument for campaign term limits.

January 14th, 2011 · No Comments

Football scores alternate with pre-election polling results in my Twitter feed. Some games end at the buzzer; others never stop.

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Recurring Flood Detritus

January 13th, 2011 · No Comments

With each basement flood, remains of other lives rise from the ground: toy cars, plastic Madonnas, coal chunks. They never leave.

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Bogart Generations

January 11th, 2011 · No Comments

I. Great Uncle did stunts in silents and shot a man in a cowboy one-reeler, then vanished to the hills like Roy Earle in High Sierra. II. His nephew, my father, could quote all of Fred C. Dobbs’ lines and shared his suspicious tendencies. Perhaps it was genetic. III. Dad called him Hobart Humphrey. I’d […]

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Under the Dome

January 7th, 2011 · No Comments

The moon, plugged-in, illuminates the clouds in the dome overhead. I feel it within reach: my own white and gray Truman Show.

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Vegetative Growth Spurt

January 6th, 2011 · No Comments

The first cool wisps of Autumn swirl around me in an invigorating embrace. I feel warmer somehow, energized. I must be a lettuce.

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Sacred Leaf Individuality

January 4th, 2011 · No Comments

She bundles the kids and sends them out to clean the yard. “Bag them one leaf at a time.” She’s just bought 23 minutes of sanity.

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Architectural Perspective

December 28th, 2010 · No Comments

The last sight leaving Alabama on I-20: a quaint red barn. The first sight upon entering Alabama: a run-down lean-to, peeling red paint, near collapse.

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Popgun Appropriation

December 26th, 2010 · No Comments

The toy gun from a Tijuana cart gets its cork removed on the long ride home. He sits behind Mom in the car, taunting: “Pop! Pop!”

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Long Line. Losing Heat.

December 24th, 2010 · No Comments

The front of the queue is beyond his sight. He pulls the parka tighter, focusing on the steam rising from the bald head before him.

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