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Protected: Mother to Pat: 23 November 1943

December 20th, 2008 · Enter your password to view comments.

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Tags: Ida & Pat

Protected: Pat to Ida: 22 November 1943 (letter #2)

December 18th, 2008 · Enter your password to view comments.

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8th Grade Fundraiser

December 6th, 2008 · 3 Comments

Yep, I’ve gone back to shcool to learn how to spel!

But, really…My nephew Nicholas’ 8th grade class in Mt. Pleasant, South Carolina, is fundraising this weekend by gift-wrapping at their local Barnes & Noble store.

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Tags: books · family · music · self

The One-Year Anniversary Post (complete with cookie recipe)

November 28th, 2008 · No Comments

Over the ensuing twleve months, that post has been seen enough times through Google searches and the like that it is the #9 most-viewed page on this labyrinthine website. And every single person who has seen it has moved on without having that secret yellow cake mix cookie recipe to put to use.

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Tags: family · food

Why I vote

November 1st, 2008 · 6 Comments

About a week ago, on the Facebook website, someone posted an event entitled “Election Day.” Members were asked to choose whether they were “attending” or not, much like R.S.V.P.’ing for a dinner party. I selected Yes, and added a note: You would have to kill me to keep me from attending. I haven’t always felt this way.

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Tags: family · history · ideas · self

Ask the Spitball: 18 August 2008

August 18th, 2008 · 1 Comment

I read with interest your recipe for blueberry glace pie, and was wondering if you have ever tried that recipe with any other fruits as the main ingredient?

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Tags: Ask the Spitball · family · food

Her name shall be Barbara, and her hairballs will be Legion.

August 16th, 2008 · 1 Comment

If cat Barbara could have ever been named after a particular person, though, her namesake would most likely have been my first grade teacher, SAM (our acronym for Sister Augustine Mary, who later changed her name back to Sister Barbara Mason), who telephoned me on my birthday one year and played “Las Mañanitas” on her trumpet.

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Tags: family · language

Time: Clock of the (Titanic) Heart

August 10th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Once the word gets out that my all-encompassing eye has been soaking up details from within the homes of people kind enough to welcome me into their living spaces, I may never get another invitation ever again. But the wall ornament above was a detail that demanded documentation.

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Tags: film · music

Good Things

August 7th, 2008 · 1 Comment

“Good Things” (2005) by Kathleen Edwards

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Tags: music

In a Graveyard

August 6th, 2008 · No Comments

“In a Graveyard” (2001) by Rufus Wainwright

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Tags: family · music