“Got a schpoon?” he asks the waitress. She shoots him a girn. “A schpoon,” he insists. “Schure,” she tells him, “I got scheveral.”
– Written by @Ralphley.
Got a schpoon?
March 9th, 2010 · No Comments
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- Police Report Offers Graphic Details of Sexual Assault Claim Against Hegseth
- Democrats Split as Senate Rejects Bills to Block Weapons Transfers to Israel
- Harris Loss Has Democrats Fighting Over How to Talk About Transgender Rights
- Speaker Mike Johnson Says He Will Ban Transgender Women From Capitol Bathrooms
- Federal Inquiry Traced Payments From Gaetz to Women
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