Spitball Army

Feeling stressed and frustrated? Need someone to take your aggression out on? And somewhere to keep that pesky pen you keep losing under the edge of your computer keyboard? Well, Dead Fred is the man for you!

Alleviate all that pent up aggression by violently and repeatedly stabbing Fred through the heart…and as if by magic there it is, just where you left it, your pen right at your fingertips – and your stress and frustration, vanished!

Thanks, fellas.  I use it every day.

Get yer voodoo doll pen holders here!