Spitball Army

“Brown Plays Mozart” Alabama Symphony Concert, May 19th, 2012.

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plastic-coated fear engorgement running sideways train compartment wishing twenty feather sequins after spoonfuls dressing penguins

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Best overheard word of the day: coronated. As in, “When Queen Elizabeth was coronated.”

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Here I am again with more news to you darling. I am so terribly sorry that I couldn’t write to you last night as I really meant to.

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The dialogue in Deadwood sounds like Shakespeare being dragged behind a stagecoach driven by George Carlin.

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This card pictures “The Walgreen Building, with its revolving tower” at the 1933 World’s Fair held in Chicago, Illinois.

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The Five-Year Engagement (2012): In which two grown women have an argument in front of the kids, using the voices of Elmo & Cookie Monster.

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Here I am again, but I am afraid this letter wont be very big darling as we are very busy to day, as there is plenty of planes flying.

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Across the Bridge (1957): A crooked financier running from the law assumes another man’s identity. Twist? The other guy’s a wanted murderer.

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I would tell you another element joke, but all the good ones Argon.

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