Spitball Army

Pick one: stifling pachouli or body odor. #hippiechoices

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Dearest when I get up there with you again we will sleep in the other room. You know the one I mean.

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The LOUD Catholics don’t speak for all Catholics, they’re just the ones we keep hearing.

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This card pictures “The General Exhibits Building, which houses the exhibits of American manufacturers” at the 1933 World’s Fair held in Chicago, Illinois.

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On break from the bedside watch, he took a weed-eater to the back where the tall weeds were, and the hiding bunny, now cut in two.

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Darling, I would give any thing to be with you tonight, so we could start the New Year together or something.

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“Fetal” has absolutely nothing to do with “feta,” just so you know.

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There is an item on the McDonald’s menu called My Sweet Warmth. It’s listed just above the Hot Cherry Pie. #notkidding

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Darling I sure hated to see you have to go back to work after I left, and Dearest you tell your boss that it had better be the last time that you have to work when I come up there.

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