Spitball Army

That was very nasty of you to say that you would stand laughing at me when the mouse was running around. Well my darling if you had of seen me I think you would have never stop laughing, I hate the sight of the dashed little scallywags (smile).

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My hands smell of garden onions; the garage smells like paint; dirt is under my fingernails; the cat has been chasing lizards all afternoon.

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“It’s pronounced igyooAHN’ah,” she tells me. “Not igWAHN’ah.” I immediately regress to the shame of my WorSESS’tershyer past.

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[Letter addressed to Mrs. Harry V. C., c/o Mrs. J. W., 20 Block Street, Dundee, Scotland.  Return addressed to Cpl. Harry V. C., 33428766, 1409th A.A.F. Base Unit, E.D.A.T.C. A.P.O. 741 c/o P.M., U.S. Army.] England Feb. 16, 1945 Dearest Mary: Just a couple more lines Darling to let you know that I am well […]

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Q1: Where were you born? Q2: Describe your taste in sexual partners using colors. Q3: How close – in inches – is the nearest Starbuck?

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This card pictures “Old Heidelberg Inn, restaurant and rathskeller for World’s Fair visitors” at the 1933 World’s Fair held in Chicago, Illinois.

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Approximate playing time: 78 minutes.

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I guess I will have to catch that mouse for you when I come up. That is, if you haven’t scared it to death before I get there.

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Toast = roast – r + manic – mania + t – c + a = bread + toaster + electricity = breakfast. Just add coffee.

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Lawnmower churns a snowdrift of fallen dogwood blossoms into uneven layers of makeshift hoarfrost. Winter: it just hangs in there.

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