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Entries from March 2012

Mary to Harry: 19 February 1945

March 31st, 2012 · No Comments

That was very nasty of you to say that you would stand laughing at me when the mouse was running around. Well my darling if you had of seen me I think you would have never stop laughing, I hate the sight of the dashed little scallywags (smile).

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Springtime Tableau

March 30th, 2012 · No Comments

My hands smell of garden onions; the garage smells like paint; dirt is under my fingernails; the cat has been chasing lizards all afternoon.

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po-tah-toe

March 29th, 2012 · No Comments

“It’s pronounced igyooAHN’ah,” she tells me. “Not igWAHN’ah.” I immediately regress to the shame of my WorSESS’tershyer past.

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Harry to Mary: 16 February 1945

March 28th, 2012 · No Comments

[Letter addressed to Mrs. Harry V. C., c/o Mrs. J. W., 20 Block Street, Dundee, Scotland.  Return addressed to Cpl. Harry V. C., 33428766, 1409th A.A.F. Base Unit, E.D.A.T.C. A.P.O. 741 c/o P.M., U.S. Army.] England Feb. 16, 1945 Dearest Mary: Just a couple more lines Darling to let you know that I am well […]

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Quiz

March 27th, 2012 · No Comments

Q1: Where were you born? Q2: Describe your taste in sexual partners using colors. Q3: How close – in inches – is the nearest Starbuck?

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Postcard: Old Heidelberg Inn (from 1933 Chicago World’s Fair book)

March 26th, 2012 · No Comments

This card pictures “Old Heidelberg Inn, restaurant and rathskeller for World’s Fair visitors” at the 1933 World’s Fair held in Chicago, Illinois.

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Fred FM playlist: 25 March 2012 “Flute Loops”

March 25th, 2012 · 2 Comments

Approximate playing time: 78 minutes.

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Harry to Mary: 14 February 1945

March 24th, 2012 · No Comments

I guess I will have to catch that mouse for you when I come up. That is, if you haven’t scared it to death before I get there.

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While waiting for the coffee to brew.

March 23rd, 2012 · No Comments

Toast = roast – r + manic – mania + t – c + a = bread + toaster + electricity = breakfast. Just add coffee.

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Smow

March 22nd, 2012 · No Comments

Lawnmower churns a snowdrift of fallen dogwood blossoms into uneven layers of makeshift hoarfrost. Winter: it just hangs in there.

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