Spitball Army

Do you think you will be able to stand up in the snow when I am there, or will you slide and knock my feet from under me like you almost did a few times?

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“Wank” is not a word in Scrabble.

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This card pictures “The Avenue of Flags” at the 1933 World’s Fair held in Chicago, Illinois.

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Rick Perry: “I am the Tim Tebow of the Iowa caucuses.” Me: “I am the Tim Tebow of slacker bloggers.”

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I will be with you on Christmas. Maybe for only a few minutes but Darling, I love you so much I would come to see you if it was only a few seconds.

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Rick Perry: “I am the Tim Tebow of the Iowa caucuses.” Me: “I am the Tim Tebow of film projectionists.”

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Rick Perry: “I am the Tim Tebow of the Iowa caucuses.” Me: “I am the Tim Tebow of appliance salesmen.”

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I am well and getting along the best I can. I still have not been able to get the pouch you sent me. I have been busy all day.

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I never lie, he tells them, you should know that about me. Beat. But (peering over glasses) are you sure I wasn’t lying just then?

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Postcard Book is titled: “Official View Book, A CENTURY OF PROGRESS EXHIBITION, Chicago, 1933.”

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