Spitball Army

Darling, did you get the money that I sent you? I put a pound in one letter and I sent the paper in another.

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Two tablespoons of unsweetened cocoa powder Two tablespoons of sugar A dash of salt Boil one cup of milk. Pour milk into mixture and stir. Mix in 1/4 teaspoon of vanilla.

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I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. -Woody Allen

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I received a letter from Kenney today and he wanted to know how we were getting along. He also sent me some Jap money. I will let you see it when I come up.

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Trump says he has his ducks in line to run for POTUS. You know: Donald, Howard, Daffy, Peking.

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This card pictures “The colorful Agricultural Building, with the Dairy Building at the left,” at the 1933 World’s Fair held in Chicago, Illinois.

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MER Y CHRIS AS announces the flashing LED sign beside the Alabama gas station. FRI D PICKL S $1.00

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Oh Mary Darling, I sure hope and pray that nothing happens to keep me away from you on Christmas.

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Girl with the Dragon Tattoo musical in-joke No. 1: Computer hacker opens his apartment door wearing a Nine Inch Nails t-shirt. Girl with the Dragon Tattoo musical in-joke No. 2: Villain turns on a recording of Enya’s “Orinoco Flow” to begin torturing his victim.

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I see how little kids might find you creepy, she says between potluck bites, referencing his age and name-checking Santa Claus.

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