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Entries from December 2010

Your Musical Legacy

December 14th, 2010 · No Comments

That song that identifies you will be converted to Muzak 10 months after you die, and will top the 2056 charts in the form of a didgeridoo-theremin duet.

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Postcard: Tobacco Warehouse

December 13th, 2010 · No Comments

Postcard is untitled on the front.

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Left to Their Own Devices

December 12th, 2010 · No Comments

The twelve are stranded in the jury room while the dueling lawyers arm-wrestle. Juror #148 suggests a game of Hangman to pass time.

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Richard to Alice: 29 March 1946

December 11th, 2010 · No Comments

I can’t think this morning. I guess I have too good a case of Spring Fever.

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Scrambled Eggs and Tofu Wings

December 10th, 2010 · No Comments

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Tags: music · TV

Autumn Morning, Charles River

December 10th, 2010 · No Comments

Underfoot, the leafy mat crunches beside an earthtone river where silent sculls glide by, agile mudbugs flailing legs in unison.

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Armchair Traveler

December 9th, 2010 · No Comments

Turn left at the second freckle, go straight on until the hairy mole, then make a right hairpin turn and stop immediately at the half-inch scar.

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Richard to Alice: 28 March 1946

December 8th, 2010 · No Comments

I had planned to shave and take a shower last night but I didn’t get it done. It’s all the night nurse’s fault.

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Tags: food · Richard & Alice

After They’re Gone

December 7th, 2010 · No Comments

The staff clears out the office, joking of its potential as a karaoke stage. At night, the cleaning lady waltzes across it with a mop.

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Postcard: Florida Flame Vine

December 6th, 2010 · No Comments

Card is titled: “835 A Florida Home Surrounded by Tropical Foliage and Hedge of Flame Vine. 4A-H750.”

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