Spitball Army

This will just be a short note to let you know that I’m O.K.

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“Cat Man Do” is not the greatest title for this animated short.  Maybe “WAKE THE F*&@ UP!!” would be better.  Anyway.  My late cat Ziggy used to do this every morning, especially the patting on the face bit.  I laughed until I was nearly sick the first time I saw this little vid, which brilliantly […]

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He rises from his desk, drives home, eats lunch slowly, lies down on the sofa. Outside, the asphalt bubbles, the leaves are still. – Written by @Ralphley.

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Before I knew who you were when I first saw you, I think I fell in love with you. You were so gay and full of life – always laughing. You were the life of the party – from then on you were my life.

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She calls her grandchild Pooh Baby, and talks about him frequently. The AARP class leader hears it as Baby Poo and looks confused.

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Card is titled: “Drive-Thru Tree Park.”

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Approximate playing time: 71 minutes.

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I almost ate too much candy yesterday. I ate the biggest half of 2 pounds of hard candy. It was good, but it almost got me down. I was munching on it all afternoon and last night.

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from The Big Lebowski  (1998)

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Driving home, the empty lanes crest at the hilltop. The haze stands firm, but the weary oaks part for the yellow moon, my target.

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