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Entries from May 2010

Blue Panties (attempted beginning #1)

May 21st, 2010 · 4 Comments

Here are the facts: I had little money to my name. I had few friends. I could not afford a place to live. Correction to number 2: I had no friends. Unless you count the woman with whom I shared an office at the clinic, whose ample breasts pushed for freedom from within her nylon […]

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Two hours in…

May 20th, 2010 · 1 Comment

Two hours in, I survey the five laundry piles waiting and the wine rack in the next room. Three sheets to the wash or to the wind?

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Richard to Alice: 13 December 1944

May 19th, 2010 · No Comments

I received two very nice letters from my wife today. You should read them. On second thought, maybe you wouldn’t enjoy them as much as I did.

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What we talk about when we talk about cats.

May 18th, 2010 · 3 Comments

We talk about my cats, 15 years old, aged, sickly, how I’ll handle their certain fate. We talk: she, my 77-year-old mother, and I.

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Tags: CNFtweet · family

Postcard: Custer Battlefield, Montana

May 17th, 2010 · No Comments

Card is titled: “Custer Battlefield and National Cemetary, Montana.”

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Tags: history · postcards

Fred FM playlist: 16 May 2010 “Nesmith”

May 16th, 2010 · 1 Comment

Approximate playing time: 78 minutes and a duck.

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Tags: Fred FM · music

Christopher Walken is visited by a Census enumerator (circa 2000)

May 15th, 2010 · No Comments

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Tags: TV

Richard to Alice: 9 December 1944

May 15th, 2010 · No Comments

I spent most of the morning washing clothes. (My week’s laundry) I’ve still 3 things to wash besides myself. I hope I get them done this afternoon.

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Why I Don’t Drink…

May 14th, 2010 · 2 Comments

…at least not very much. Because, if I did, this might be me.

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Sweating, Barking, Wishing

May 13th, 2010 · No Comments

Yardwork day, excavating rocks, daydreaming. He piles the stones into a cairn, pretending the yapping mutt next door lies beneath.

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