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Entries from February 2010

Today’s Fun Spam (5 February 2010)

February 5th, 2010 · No Comments

Today’s fun spam comment comes to spitballarmy.com courtesy of a userbot going by the name of “Refinance and Mortgage.”

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The Morning Routine

February 5th, 2010 · No Comments

BZZZT! Wake. Teeth. Cats. Swim. Tea. News. Morning constitutional. Bathe. Clothes. Keys. Work. Desk. Sit. Q u i e t.

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Postcard: World’s Highest Double-Track Railroad Bridge

February 4th, 2010 · No Comments

Card is titled: “World’s Highest Double-Track Railroad Bridge.”

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Look Somewhere Else!

February 3rd, 2010 · No Comments

He walked the grocery store aisles, office badge hanging at his chest by a lanyard, drawing stares as if he were amply mammaried.

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Barbara’s Yowling Problem

February 2nd, 2010 · No Comments

His elderly cat moans from the center of the room. It’s Kitty Alzheimer’s, the Vet says. You just need to remind her where she is.

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Postcard: Pensacola beach scene

February 1st, 2010 · 1 Comment

Card is titled: “The World’s Finest and Whitest Sand Beach on Gulf of Mexico, Pensacola Beach, Fla. and Casino.”

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