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Jack’s Short Memory

December 7th, 2009 · No Comments

Each morning the old man tells me, “My daughter will be 50 in March. She lives with us…long story, let’s just call it a stroke.”

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Praiseworthy Lifeguard Behavior

December 7th, 2009 · No Comments

Hardly vigilant, the lifeguard sang hymns to himself, loudly, out-of-tune, hands flailing. Poolside, I waited for him to levitate.

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