Spitball Army

Received an e-mail from Ann Romney this morning, addressed to “John.” My reply: “John has decided to vote for Mr. Obama. Again.”

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“That was crazy,” I say to the attendant as I leave the movie theater. “Oh, you watched the whole thing?” he says. <crickets>

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Promising but unexplained premises; zero subplot development; dangling ending begging for obvious sequel.

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Overheard: “Have you heard that he never says ‘My prayers are with you.’ It’s always ‘My thoughts are with you.”

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The greasy spoon waitress lets out a whoop and waves the ten-dollar tip in the air. She shoots a glance at my table: a challenge.

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larb : lard :: brawl : drawl

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ELO’s “Out of the Blue” album is as close to a pop masterpiece as there is or will ever be, so just quit trying, you.

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Powerlessment; bewilderness.

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RIP William Windom, who led me to read James Thurber, which inspired me to write a story for my Sophomore English class which received a 0.

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French classic is viewable via YouTube, but a big-screen viewing shows off the Parisian setting to stunning effect.

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