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A Sizeable Issue

November 13th, 2009 · No Comments

“One medium hot tea,” said I. “Our medium’s large.” She showed me a paper jug. “OK, small.” Eight ounces later, I ordered another.

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Ed’s Army Tenure

November 12th, 2009 · No Comments

Where did you serve? I asked. Fort Dix, Fort Bragg in North Carolina, he replied. Mm, I hmmed. He paused. And 476 days in Vietnam.

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Gut Scar Story

November 12th, 2009 · No Comments

Father never spoke of the War, except to show off his appendix scar to impressionable kids, like me, as “where that Jap got me.”

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Langford’s Weighty Mantle

November 11th, 2009 · No Comments

The crown of the city felt big on his head, but when he examined its fit in the mirror, he saw possibilities for growth. (detail from front cover of Birmingham Weekly, November 5-12, 2009)

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Leaves Before Bedtime

November 9th, 2009 · No Comments

Orange and yellow burst violently from branch tips, with the same fervor as a yank on the bed covers before a long night of sleep.

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Rhythm’s Gonna Getcha

November 6th, 2009 · No Comments

Hip-shaking soul was his favorite music for exercising, but it created some odd problems on the treadmill. So he switched to Bach.

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Time to Vacuum

November 5th, 2009 · No Comments

Each time someone swam near it, the rusty bobby pin moved an inch, adding another imprint to the auburn cluster on the tile floor.

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Synchronized Bodily Enhancement

November 4th, 2009 · No Comments

The body pump instructor screamed “Over! Over! Over!” while, through the wall, sweaty men in the weight room panted and grunted.

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Taste of Health

November 3rd, 2009 · No Comments

The day began with a fruit smoothie and some decaf tea. Halfway into his morning workout, he tasted a curious banana-mint mélange.

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Stating the Obvious

November 2nd, 2009 · No Comments

The homeless guy began his solicitation in this way: “Yes, I’m a black man.” I wanted to also point out his very nice wristwatch.

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