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Service so great, it turns my stomach!

December 27th, 2007 · No Comments

Very fast shipping as disgusted…

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Tags: language

The art and heart in letter-writing

December 21st, 2007 · 2 Comments

“I was lent this volume by the Earl Amherst, an insignificant blond of my acquaintance, and was grieved to note on the fly leaf an inscription from you.”

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Tags: ideas · language

He’s probably just tired.

December 20th, 2007 · 1 Comment

There’s just about nothing better to get one ready for sleep than a hearty, gut-busting laugh.

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Tags: language · politics

Louise, from the North End

December 13th, 2007 · No Comments

Mother, that man there wants to take your picture. Let’s dance!!

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Tags: fiction · language

Where ideas come from

December 10th, 2007 · No Comments

Situation: Painful jump-roping > Patent idea: Skipping ropes with more comfortable & effective skipping position

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Of course, once you told me I was no good, I could probably get a job at a bargain basement and like it!* (Screenings: Holiday Inn)

December 5th, 2007 · 1 Comment

  • Hatching a plot to get Bing’s girl under contract as Fred’s dancing partner.
    Danny, Fred’s manager: “This is no time to be honest!”
    Fred: “Well, what should I do?”
    Danny: “All we have to do is to convince Jim that he’d be a heel if he stood in the way of a chance like this.”
    Fred: “Oh, that’ll be easy. Like peeling a turtle.”
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    Tags: film · language · Screenings