Spitball Army

Approximate playing time: 65 minutes.

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“May I help you?” The old woman shuts her eyes, drops her head in sleep. Her friend hands me a 40W bulb: “Her lights are too dim.”

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The train rolls through at midnight, its horn blasting, “Don’t even dream of getting in my way!” I can’t dream if I can’t sleep.

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Waiting to get my hands on you. When I do, I’ll literally squeeze the love right out of you.

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The ceiling fan rocks audibly in the dark, paddling a slight breeze. He wakes in the dark, disoriented, thinking a window is open, hearing a dishwasher.

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I had some good sunny-side eggs this morning and the weather outside is nice.

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I just woke up about a half hour ago when they wheeled a piano in the ward. A girl is now playing and it’s her music that has put me in this mood.

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I think I’m going to St. Auborns, New York. I don’t know how to spell [is] but that it close.

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His head whips up: chin drool, eyes refocusing, brain buzz. He resists; the somnifying waves persist. Olbermann rails from the TV. – Written by @Ralphley.

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“Cat Man Do” is not the greatest title for this animated short.  Maybe “WAKE THE F*&@ UP!!” would be better.  Anyway.  My late cat Ziggy used to do this every morning, especially the patting on the face bit.  I laughed until I was nearly sick the first time I saw this little vid, which brilliantly […]

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