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Lazy-Minded Faux Journalism

March 15th, 2011 · No Comments

Our big-city paper transforms the news into decidedly small-town titillations by portraying snarky online comments as headlines.

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The Arsenal: 14 April 2009

April 14th, 2009 · 2 Comments

The Orchestra Rocks;
celery;
interactive journalism

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Tags: food · health · history · music · politics · self · The Arsenal · writing

We don’t have to show you any stinking opinions!

November 4th, 2008 · No Comments

The Birmingham News’ John Archibald writes a thrice-weekly column of opinion, most often about the happenings at Birmingham’s City Hall and the Jefferson County Commission. His writing is usually pointed, insightful and well-reasoned if, at times, a melodramatic match for the political histrionics he’s observing. Today’s “Archiblog,” as his column is called, veered unpredictably toward the illogical.

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Tags: ideas · politics · writing

Bikeman

September 11th, 2008 · No Comments

Flynn was at his Manhattan apartment on the day the planes hit. He jumped on his bicycle and headed straight to the scene, arriving in the area as thousands were fleeing.

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Tags: books · history

Conservative tomcats on the loose

February 24th, 2008 · No Comments

When I picked up the edition from the 24th and pulled the blue plastic bag from it, a bitter acid smell slapped me in the face. I immediately dropped the bag, looked at my hand and, raising it to my nose, got blasted once again by the unmistakable stench of cat urine.

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Tags: politics

No shortage of good material

February 19th, 2008 · No Comments

I have tried to explain to people outside of Birmingham the reasons why the populace – or, at least, the people that I come into contact with – have had grave concerns about the future and stability of the city since Larry Langford moved to Birmingham (after entering the election for mayor…try describing that scenario to savvy citizens and watch their faces contort in disbelief!). It’s not like we didn’t have problems before last November’s election. It’s just that the majority of the voters decided that it would be best to put the future of the metropolis in the hands of someone currently under investigation by the Feds, and with a notorious reputation for driving businesses into disaster and dissolution while keeping his nose clean.

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Tags: politics

Pair Try Suicide, Recant, Recover

January 15th, 2008 · No Comments

And that was why Dorothy Monet, 18, artist and fashion designer, was in Lincoln Hospital yesterday with Peter Martono, 25, a Puerto Rican, who slashed her wrists and his.

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