Spitball Army

• Do black scuba divers wear white wet suits?
• Do pigeons aim?
• Do cannibals on a diet eat short people?
• Do golfers play doctor on their days off?
• Who does Mickey Mouse have on the face of his watch?
• Roses are reddish, violets are bluish, if it weren’t for Jesus, we’d all be Jewish.*

*Not that there’s anything wrong with that.