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Richard to Alice: 20 March 1945

August 7th, 2010 · No Comments

You don’t know how much it means to me to know beyond a doubt that you are waiting waiting for me, trusting me and loving me. I feel sorry for those who have no one waiting for them – those that have no one to love.

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Richard to Alice: 12 March 1945

August 4th, 2010 · No Comments

The more I think and dream, the more I want you. It seems like I spend most of my time dreaming.

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Richard to Alice: 7 March 1945

July 31st, 2010 · No Comments

I got my glasses O.K. You should see them. I doubt if you would like them any more than I do. They are GI glasses of course – made to take punishment not to look decent.

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Taco Truck Linguistics

July 29th, 2010 · No Comments

Va al camioneta de los tacos cada semana para practicar su español, pero el tipo que vende tortas sólo hablar con él en Inglés.

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Richard to Alice: 5 March 1945

July 24th, 2010 · No Comments

I have a nice cold. The nose-blowing or sniffing doesn’t bother me much but I have a nice cough with it that is annoying. It makes me hotter to cough.

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Cucumber Story #2

July 22nd, 2010 · No Comments

They imported pollinating bees to the cucumber fields, hoping for a divine yield. All they got were drops of honeyed manna.

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Richard to Alice: 24 February 1945

July 21st, 2010 · No Comments

You said that if I kept on loving you, you would be happy. That’s a load off my mind. I won’t have to worry a bit about your happiness from now on.

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Ziggy was a good cat.

July 18th, 2010 · 2 Comments

He was also an ornery cat.

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Tags: food · house · music · My Eye · self

Richard to Alice: 20 February 1945

July 17th, 2010 · No Comments

I’m going over to the other island and get my glasses tomorrow. I know I’ll enjoy myself over there and get a good meal.

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Cucumber Story #1

July 15th, 2010 · No Comments

She chops off the cucumber tip, salts the stump, and waits for the bitterness to subside, not realizing it’s in the seeds.

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Tags: food