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Fred FM playlist: 10 October 2010 “Autumn”

October 10th, 2010 · 2 Comments

Approximate playing time: 80 minutes.

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Tags: Fred FM · music · self

Postcard: Pulpit Rock, Alabama

July 26th, 2010 · No Comments

Card is titled: “Pulpit Rock, Cheaha State Park, Alabama – 8.”

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Tags: postcards

Josh Ritter: “Girl in the War” (31 October 2007)

July 16th, 2010 · 1 Comment

Recently, following a link from my friend Jonathan’s Facebook page to his MySpace page, I stumbled upon this (and another) video clip from the now-legendary Halloween 2007 midnight Laser’s Edge in-store performance by Josh Ritter.

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Tags: music

Quotation Mark Lunacy #1

June 4th, 2010 · 2 Comments

Sometimes, as you are about to see, our friendly neighborhood President got a little crazy with his quotation mark usage.

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Tags: language

Brunneous Birmingham Barbecue

June 3rd, 2010 · No Comments

Miss Thing leads me to a table, her two-inch claws ten shades of brown, with glitter. My BBQ plate, by comparison, is a flat Sienna.

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Tags: CNFtweet · food

(not quite) Tim James campaign commercial #3 (#2)

May 10th, 2010 · 5 Comments

This parody of Tim James’ ‘language’ ad takes particular joy in skewering James’ awkward body language.

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Tags: politics · TV

Fred FM playlist: 9 May 2010 “For Libby”

May 9th, 2010 · 3 Comments

Approximate playing time: 80 minutes.

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Tags: Fred FM · house · music

Judge Roy Moore in black & white

May 4th, 2010 · No Comments

“Ten Commandments” Judge Roy Moore is also running for governor of Alabama.

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Tags: politics · TV

Tim James campaign commercial #3: Newsy overview

May 4th, 2010 · No Comments

Never having heard of the website previously, yesterday I received an e-mail from a member of the ‘Newsy Community Team’ asking me to consider embedding their take on the debate surrounding the Tim James ‘Language’ ad.

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Tags: politics · TV

Tim James campaign commercial #4

May 3rd, 2010 · 1 Comment

Mr. James’ minders have amped up their editing prowess on this ad: no awkward downward glances (sorry, @Bureaucratist!).  This one’s entitled “Safe.” Did the James’ just ask if I wanted to be one of their kids, then talk to me about sex offenders?  Hmm.  If so, I think I’ll just take a pass, thanks.

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Tags: politics