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Everywhere a sign #9: Revisited

January 7th, 2008 · No Comments

I had been driving by this billboard on my way to work almost daily for the past month, before its method seemed to !POP! in my head. You see, I had noticed the apparently unclad woman, the St. Vincent’s logo, and the word cancer, and assumed that the billboard was promoting the hospital’s breast cancer center. Very recently, I realized that there was nothing on the billboard that indicated a focus on breast cancer at all!

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Everywhere a sign #10

January 6th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Ah, yes, that recent Christmas party. Remember? It was so much fun, until it all fell apart at the end.

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Everywhere a sign #9

December 31st, 2007 · 1 Comment

This billboard is an example of brilliant subliminal advertising. Anybody out there willing to put yourself on the line and lay out what you think is at work here? I have my ideas…but I’ll wait to see if anyone is game to play first.

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Everywhere a sign #8

December 28th, 2007 · No Comments

Mr. Langford, tear down this building!

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Everywhere a sign #7

December 23rd, 2007 · No Comments

The Richard M. Scrushy Memorial Utility Box.

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Tags: politics · signs

Everywhere a sign #6

December 19th, 2007 · 1 Comment

Either the cheapest or the most expensive gasoline on the planet!

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Everywhere a sign #5

December 14th, 2007 · No Comments

I’LL BUY YOUR HOUSE TODAY CASH!!

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Tags: house · signs

Louise, from the North End

December 13th, 2007 · No Comments

Mother, that man there wants to take your picture. Let’s dance!!

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Tags: fiction · language

Everywhere a sign #4

December 12th, 2007 · No Comments

Brought to you by the Madonna of the Braids

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Everywhere a sign #3

December 7th, 2007 · No Comments

B is for backward Birmingham Benz –
Barricaded by barbed wire,
Yet captured by lenz.

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