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Spinning

May 15th, 2009 · 4 Comments

I read the e-mail message completely, rather than deleting it immediately, as it was obviously not spam. I have been receiving e-mails for some other Fred for years, and they rarely have been of much consequence. This day I was feeling frisky, so I decided to have a little fun.

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Tags: ideas · language · self · writing

Grammy Award for Best Disco Recording

May 4th, 2009 · No Comments

This is the entire entry on Wikipedia for “Grammy Award for Best Disco Recording.”

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Tags: music

Big Bouncing Cry-Baby Boy

March 19th, 2009 · No Comments

Barry Blitt’s cover illustration is titled “OctoRush,” in a combined reference to OctoMom Nadya Suleman and the If-I-don’t-get-my-way-I’m-going-to-threaten-a-complete-governmental-overthrow-or-at-least-the-overthrow-of-the-floundering-Republican-Party noisemaker Rush Limbaugh.

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Tags: politics

Everybody Goes To SxSW

March 18th, 2009 · No Comments

This exchange occurred on Facebook this morning, starting with D.T.’s (an Atlantan) status update.

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Tags: music

Corn

March 4th, 2009 · No Comments

“Oh, Peg — That’s corny.”

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Tags: music

The Toddler Party takes a stand against Take That.

February 23rd, 2009 · No Comments

A 12-month old girl performs a political speech on behalf of the Toddler Party.

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Tags: music

Slow down, Prawo Jazdy!

February 20th, 2009 · 1 Comment

Seems that a speedy driver from Poland had been pulled over at least fifty times throughout Ireland, but had evaded capture by feeding policemen a string of different addresses.

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Tags: Uncategorized

Is This Real Life?

February 8th, 2009 · No Comments

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Ahhh!…Satisfied Urges.

February 7th, 2009 · No Comments

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Tags: writing

Star Wars, from the mind of a 3-year-old

February 2nd, 2009 · 1 Comment

I hadn’t seen this video until today. Looks like I’m way behind the curve, as it already has over ten million views on YouTube. No matter, I still had to watch it three times in a row, and laughed heartily and at full volume. Particularly hilarious are the girl’s take on the “shiny guy,” and the Darth Vader take-home lesson. Enjoy!

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Tags: film