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Juicy Flesh Bites

November 18th, 2010 · No Comments

The furry flesh breaks under her teeth. She Yum!’s, peach juice running down her chin. The cannibalistic likeness repulses him.

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Memo from The Boss

November 16th, 2010 · No Comments

Sent via e-mail.

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Tootsie Pop bag

November 4th, 2010 · No Comments

The pomegranate ones are the first to go, followed by cherry, raspberry, grape and orange. You can keep the chocolate and banana ones, says Ed.

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I’ll pass, thanks.

October 28th, 2010 · No Comments

Cali kid visits Texas family. At the lunch feast, boiled okra squirms in the serving bowl. He doesn’t know what to do with it.

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Brian Wilson Says

October 22nd, 2010 · No Comments

I’m dreaming in over-saturated colors again.

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Georgia Fruitcakes (Everywhere a sign #31)

September 10th, 2010 · No Comments

To be fair, I did see two candied fruit loaf factories as I drove through Claxton on 25 August 2010.

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Here lies Tamra.

September 3rd, 2010 · No Comments

We waited and waited for Tamra to wriggle free from her desk, but the phone kept ringing and people kept asking her questions and bringing her paperwork.  So, we escaped for a quick lunch without her.  When we returned, this little post-it note was affixed to my computer screen. Tamra died of starvation. Here are […]

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Richard to Alice: 16 May 1945

August 28th, 2010 · No Comments

I have no idea what the censor will pass so you’ll just have to follow the 3rd Amphibious Corps or the 1st Marines Division in the newspaper. If the papers know what the outfit is doing, you can bet that I’m right there with them.

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Richard to Alice: 14 April 1945

August 25th, 2010 · No Comments

I don’t know how much I can write so I won’t write much. Someday I should be able to tell you all about it. All I can say is that I participated in the landing on Okinawa.

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Richard to Alice: 25 March 1945

August 14th, 2010 · No Comments

I almost ate too much candy yesterday. I ate the biggest half of 2 pounds of hard candy. It was good, but it almost got me down. I was munching on it all afternoon and last night.

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