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The Most Honest Person He Knows

January 3rd, 2012 · No Comments

I never lie, he tells them, you should know that about me. Beat. But (peering over glasses) are you sure I wasn’t lying just then?

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Frightful Boogie-osity

November 10th, 2011 · No Comments

Here’s my Halloween mix! he says: I’m Your Boogie Man; Jungle Boogie; Boogie Nights. Thus am I horrified by discotheque spectres.

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Tags: CNFtweet · music

Armchair Traveling

November 8th, 2011 · No Comments

The e-mail tells me that the guidebook to El Camino de Santiago is waiting at the library. This is how the cash-strapped travel.

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If I Only Had a Straw

November 3rd, 2011 · No Comments

Wrestling with intangible tsuris at my desk: bills, job, future. At my feet, the cat leaps in joy with his tangible plastic straw.

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Tweety Cat

November 1st, 2011 · No Comments

The neighbor’s cat saunters into my office, onto the desk, and paw-tweets an emoticon: [p\. Just in case his friends are online.

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Empty Discount Storefront

October 27th, 2011 · No Comments

The yellow neon Dollar Tree sign glows at night above plate glass revealing newly bare white walls: warning or sign of fellowship?

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Holding My Breath

September 9th, 2011 · No Comments

CT tech says to hold my breath 30 seconds: “Most people can’t.” I make it 62 to prove all those swimming years good for something.

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Tags: CNFtweet · health

Diner Signage

September 6th, 2011 · No Comments

8/1/11. Faded sign beside the greasy spoon: 50 Years of Quality Food and Service. On the door, a sticker: Serving You Since 1938.

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Tags: CNFtweet · food · signs

The Party Line

August 25th, 2011 · No Comments

Two caller I.D. messages on my phone tonight: one from “Obama,” one from “Unknown.” Why doesn’t the third-party candidate call me?

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Tags: CNFtweet · politics · Twitter

Digging the Neighbors’

June 28th, 2011 · No Comments

He offered to share his garden harvest with her. She, catching neighborly contagion, dug up his plants and gave them to a friend.

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