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Cranberry Sauce Traditions

March 1st, 2011 · No Comments

Our traditional holiday cranberry plate: a cylindrical gelatin shaped like a tin can. Now, we fork-mash it, to make it appetizing.

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Make Mine Simple

February 24th, 2011 · No Comments

They fancy it up with lavender, rosewater or bacon, but I’d be content with a scoop of plain vanilla. Better yet: a glass of milk.

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In Marvin’s Sunroom

February 15th, 2011 · No Comments

He turns up Vaughan Williams to the bearable limit, cheese straw crumbs dotting his sweater, his piquant pipe smoldering on the table.

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Substitute

February 5th, 2011 · 1 Comment

She adds more white stuff, stirs, adds more. Result: six bowls of thin, sweet chili. Powdered sugar looks a lot like corn starch.

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Snowstorm Food Rush

February 3rd, 2011 · No Comments

A woodpecker is harvesting amid the rush of humans escaping the coming snow. Its bugs under bark; our bread and milk.

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The Default Cuisine

January 25th, 2011 · No Comments

The subtlety of Southern cooking, reflected In shades of fried grease.

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Potatoes

December 23rd, 2010 · No Comments

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Meatloaf

December 17th, 2010 · No Comments

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Richard to Alice: 28 March 1946

December 8th, 2010 · No Comments

I had planned to shave and take a shower last night but I didn’t get it done. It’s all the night nurse’s fault.

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Richard to Alice: 27 March 1946

December 4th, 2010 · No Comments

I had some good sunny-side eggs this morning and the weather outside is nice.

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