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(not quite) Tim James campaign commercial #3 (#2)

May 10th, 2010 · 5 Comments

This parody of Tim James’ ‘language’ ad takes particular joy in skewering James’ awkward body language.

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Tags: politics · TV

Betty White is visited by a Census enumerator

May 10th, 2010 · No Comments

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Tags: TV

More Tim James video commentary

April 28th, 2010 · 2 Comments

…or unfollow me, or block me. I’m just posting the darn thing.

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Tags: language · politics

(not quite) Tim James campaign commercial #3

April 26th, 2010 · 1 Comment

Well, it sure didn’t take Dustin Timbrook and his bandmates long to create a parody of the most recent Tim James policital ad.

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Tags: music · politics

Fred FM playlist: 25 April 2010 “Critters”

April 25th, 2010 · 2 Comments

Approximate playing time: 78 minutes.

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Tags: film · Fred FM · music

Cats on a Treadmill

March 9th, 2010 · No Comments

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Tags: Uncategorized

Today’s Fun Spam (11 February 2010)

February 12th, 2010 · No Comments

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Tags: language

Today’s Fun Spam (5 February 2010)

February 5th, 2010 · No Comments

Today’s fun spam comment comes to spitballarmy.com courtesy of a userbot going by the name of “Refinance and Mortgage.”

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Tags: language

Love and Death wisdom

December 2nd, 2009 · No Comments

He that abideth in truth will have Frankincense and Myrrh smeared on his gums in abundance, and he shall dwell in the house of the Lord for six months, with an option to buy. But the wicked man shall have all kinds of problems. His tongue shall cleave to the roof of his upper palate. […]

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Tags: film

Imaginary Palin Interview

November 18th, 2009 · No Comments

“Do you view yourself as an independent?” she was asked. “Well, I titled my book after an SNL skit, and they’re kinda indie, so…yeah.”  – Written by @EdBankson.

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Tags: CNFtweet · politics