Spitball Army

Bette Davis, trapped behind a chalky white face of pancake makeup, gets about as much emotional mileage from her facial expressions as would a drunken mime.

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Number of times my cat Ziggy screamed for his breakfast: 37 (which is 2,716 in Cat).

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Speaking of laughing out loud, I got the entire waiting room at my doctor’s office doing just that this morning by telling this silly riddle. It was prompted by the talkative woman in the corner who was knitting a baby shawl and talking about her cats.

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When I picked up the edition from the 24th and pulled the blue plastic bag from it, a bitter acid smell slapped me in the face. I immediately dropped the bag, looked at my hand and, raising it to my nose, got blasted once again by the unmistakable stench of cat urine.

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There has since appeared another version of this same video, with the cat voices dubbed with burping and other sounds of bodily functions (just like in Blazing Saddles). I laughed again. My Dad, if he were around, would have laughed even harder than me.

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Both of the following YouTube videos have been viewed over 7 million times, so chances are that you’ve seen them.  I’ve seen them a few times each myself, so why not one more time…for a hearty, harmless laugh? Talking Dogs (ROFL!!): Talking Cats (eerie):

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