Spitball Army

Fire all of your guns at once and explode into space.

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It feels great on my abs!

February 9th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Can you imagine actually trying to “balance the books” while spinning around on this thing? If you were writing down numbers they would most likely look like this: WWWWWWWWWWWW. What an unusual way to market a, um, device that, um, stimulates the, uh,…

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Do bumper stickers sell CDs?

January 26th, 2008 · No Comments

I wouldn’t bet on it, in this case anyway. I would imagine that this particular bumper sticker sold more bumper stickers than soundtrack CDs.

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Everywhere a sign #9: Revisited

January 7th, 2008 · No Comments

I had been driving by this billboard on my way to work almost daily for the past month, before its method seemed to !POP! in my head. You see, I had noticed the apparently unclad woman, the St. Vincent’s logo, and the word cancer, and assumed that the billboard was promoting the hospital’s breast cancer center. Very recently, I realized that there was nothing on the billboard that indicated a focus on breast cancer at all!

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