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Kristi’s Birthday Surprise

October 27th, 2009 · No Comments

Dawn gig at the coffeehouse. Distracted, steam scalds her hand. A patron enters: “Happy birthday!” Her fingers throb a reply.

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Who’s Viewing Who

October 26th, 2009 · No Comments

From my yard, I can spy the neighbors’ kitchen. From my landing, their bathroom is visible. From my top step, they all can see me.

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Iron-Pumping Pierrot

October 23rd, 2009 · No Comments

The gym smells of foot fungus. A sloppy white chin smudge decorates the arm curl pad. I scan the room for a clown with big shoes.

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Otto Alfred’s Tree

October 22nd, 2009 · 1 Comment

I. Father was born beneath the sway of California palms; in death, he is surrounded by their less majestic South Carolina cousins.

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On Highway 1

October 21st, 2009 · No Comments

The strand of coastal asphalt vanished from sight to the north and to the south. Before him, the great sea. Behind him, the past. On Highway 1, Carlsbad/Leucadia, Calfornia. December 1978   (photo: spitballarmy.com)

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Post-Physical High

October 20th, 2009 · No Comments

Sixty hours after the tetanus shot, he was still feeling light-headed, like a continuous pot buzz without the giddy enjoyment.

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Balloon Boy Aftermath

October 17th, 2009 · No Comments

The #balloonboy episode now seems to equal that plastic bag from American Beauty in cultural relevance – empty and drifting away.

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Minor Head Injury

October 16th, 2009 · No Comments

He wiped-out at the base of the slope, yet insisted on one more run. By the time our lift made the summit, he’d forgotten my name.

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The Jeep Willys

October 15th, 2009 · No Comments

First time behind the wheel? In a yellow 1956 Jeep Willys. First auto accident I had? That same Jeep Willys. Casualty? A woodpile.

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Charles Loop Run

October 14th, 2009 · No Comments

As we approached Weeks Bridge, she broke away, racing to the span’s apex. I slogged, lead-footed, panting and aflush, to meet her.

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