Spitball Army

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Sister and I meet in my garden. Tomorrow is my weekly fertilizing day. “The Feast of All Plants,” I say. She chuckles, like a nun.

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Card is titled: “Aw-w-w- Quit ‘chur quackin’, You voted for him!”

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No one is totally human, they’ve all got animal instincts in them.

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“Cat Man Do” is not the greatest title for this animated short.  Maybe “WAKE THE F*&@ UP!!” would be better.  Anyway.  My late cat Ziggy used to do this every morning, especially the patting on the face bit.  I laughed until I was nearly sick the first time I saw this little vid, which brilliantly […]

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I just entered ANAGRAM into Google, and the search engine asked me, “Did you mean NAG A RAM?”

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Hello Helen I am sorry I am not there to help gather the eggs that the ugly chicken laid.

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Tom Lehrer performing his “Vatican Rag” live in Oslo on 10 September 1967.

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…at least not very much. Because, if I did, this might be me.

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