Spitball Army

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Two hours in…

May 20th, 2010 · 1 Comment

Two hours in, I survey the five laundry piles waiting and the wine rack in the next room. Three sheets to the wash or to the wind?

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What we talk about when we talk about cats.

May 18th, 2010 · 3 Comments

We talk about my cats, 15 years old, aged, sickly, how I’ll handle their certain fate. We talk: she, my 77-year-old mother, and I.

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Sweating, Barking, Wishing

May 13th, 2010 · No Comments

Yardwork day, excavating rocks, daydreaming. He piles the stones into a cairn, pretending the yapping mutt next door lies beneath.

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Library Hiding Game

May 6th, 2010 · No Comments

Time to leave for home, she dashes resistingly into the stacks. An empty shelf is a perfect hideout, next to Hoyle and Lasker.

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Orderly Music Library

May 4th, 2010 · No Comments

Organizing music books: Beatles > Dylan > artists, alphabetically > genres > regions > music biz > anthologies > jazz > classical.

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Tags: books · CNFtweet · house · music

Persona antiquus twitterarius

April 29th, 2010 · No Comments

My social media avatars: Young Me, Drawn Me, my literary ideal. But the damned mirror shows my true place on the entropic timeline.

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Bad Hiding Place

April 15th, 2010 · 2 Comments

He discovered Mom’s strategy when he opened the Lincoln Logs canister in August and found two painted, smelly, rotten Easter eggs.

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The Dominican Cure

April 13th, 2010 · No Comments

My fever spikes. Sister takes me from class to the convent and makes me drink peach nectar from a can. Now I have a stomach ache.

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Imagining Said Battle

April 8th, 2010 · No Comments

Face bloodied and ashen, he rests on a lance planted immovably amidst the carnage of adversity. All for an extra $1.50 an hour.

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Keeping Etiquette Alive

April 6th, 2010 · No Comments

She, the sustainer of disinherited customs, stands patiently at the Waffle House door, waiting for her husband to open it for her. – Written by @FOFOEOCOCO.

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