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Fred FM playlist: 19 December 2010 “@devakali”

December 19th, 2010 · 1 Comment

Approximate playing time: 47 minutes.

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Wedding Day Omens

December 17th, 2010 · No Comments

Sunset at the backyard reception: the margarita fountain gurgles a last glass, the ringbearer flings his pillow into the deep end.

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Left to Their Own Devices

December 12th, 2010 · No Comments

The twelve are stranded in the jury room while the dueling lawyers arm-wrestle. Juror #148 suggests a game of Hangman to pass time.

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Autumn Morning, Charles River

December 10th, 2010 · No Comments

Underfoot, the leafy mat crunches beside an earthtone river where silent sculls glide by, agile mudbugs flailing legs in unison.

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Biometeorology

December 3rd, 2010 · No Comments

Much as his grandmother’s arthritis was a divining rod for storms, he knew the humidity would drop soon after his headache spiked.

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Freezing in Canada

December 2nd, 2010 · No Comments

The ski party enters Canada at the wrong checkpoint. Unmarked icy road, 1 a.m.: heater fails. Urine-filled water bottles warm hands.

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Bicentennial Trip: First Night in New York

November 30th, 2010 · No Comments

1976 NYC school trip. One goes Broadway to see Pacific Overtures. The chaperones crash. The rest get drunk and watch hotel porn.

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The View from Above

November 26th, 2010 · No Comments

Her client’s thinning scalp reveals an asymetric brown spot. He thanks her lavishly for the alert; she considers it job insurance.

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Webby Exit Gesticulations

November 25th, 2010 · No Comments

I step into the early dawn, waving my arms furiously to escape the invisible webs sewn overnight, wiping my face, shaking my head.

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Bayzil vs. Baazil

November 23rd, 2010 · No Comments

The garden is stagnant in drought, but one herb grows like a weed. The neighbors call it “Basil,” as if it is a Holmesian mystery.

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