Spitball Army

THICKER THAN WATER (2015): 15-minute Greg Louganis pity piece by ESPN avoids a critical appraisal of his 1988 blood-baring Olympic accident. — Fred Osuna (@spitballarmy) January 3, 2017

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I'm reading The Sellout by Paul Beatty, which I borrowed from my local book emporium (otherwise known as a library). #ReadersUnite @BPL — Fred Osuna (@spitballarmy) January 3, 2017

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13th (2016): Enlightening on many levels, the least of which is that one can pad a film's time by filling the screen with rap song lyrics. — Fred Osuna (@spitballarmy) January 3, 2017

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JASON BOURNE (2016): Murky sequel manages to turn graceful Alicia Vikander to wood. Still, main character's predicament remains intriguing. — Fred Osuna (@spitballarmy) January 3, 2017

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THE CORSICAN BROTHERS (1941): Contains the most furious and noisy sword duel (beween Akim Tamiroff & Douglas Fairbanks Jr.) I've ever seen. — Fred Osuna (@spitballarmy) January 2, 2017

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AMANDA KNOX (2016): Just because someone's careless, immature, reckless, unsympathetic and a foreigner doesn't make 'em a murderer, does it? — Fred Osuna (@spitballarmy) January 2, 2017

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THE GOOD DINOSAUR (2015): After the giant meteor didn't hit, anthropomorphic apatosauruses taught pets (savage grunting humans) how to farm. — Fred Osuna (@spitballarmy) January 2, 2017

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